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And Last , but not least , Norbert , the King of Oberlausitz ...On his Picture he wears a special Type of Pickelhaube , for special Special-Agents ...  
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" Es wird Tote geben." Dieser Schreibfehler in der Einladungskarte führte dazu , daß auf der Feier zu meinem 8. Geburtstag niemand kam.
Da erzähle ich meinem Psychologen meine Lebensgeschichte , und der Arsch sagt nur :"Boah, krasser Scheiss , ey !"
"Ich glaube, Gefahren warten nur auf jene, die nicht auf das Leben reagieren."
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Norbert Please don’t start with this Bullshit about "KaiserJuden". I told you once read "Eine kurze Weltgeschichte für junge Leser" from this Jewish Ernst Gombrich: http://media2.libri.de/shop/coverscans/546..._5469060_xl.jpgYou not a child but maybe this way you will understand something . Raphael Please the last photo to put its Nikolaj he was his relative but it's ironic  . just for you N but Recommended to all. |
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Ori, be relaxed. I will don`t start anything..... We have here in germany a law. The number is (I believe it  ) § 138 STGB. This law ore the court say: You are a fuckin german. Believe it. You can never ever say anything against the official history. You want?...O.k. than prison... Good(bye) old free world, I say. Raffi, I thank you for this words "special Special Agent.  Yes, Iam. I have my own Secret Service and Iam Number one there. And I`m watching you and all and overall. Ori, you sayed" Herzl". This man was a kommunist from last kind. I have here a intresting book (written on GDR-time.)The GDR was supported the Arafat-area with his clowns. The arabs round about Arafat have hadded many money and they was (and they still!) communists. This was the reason why because the "East-world" supported Arafat. The jewish people was "imperialists" and the communists was showing there really face...  But I think, this arabs communists are killed himself> Chamas and Fatach. And in future I think, we can build many parking areas in dessert with beton. I know, I`m a bad rassist.
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Wenn die Sonne der Kultur tief steht, werfen auch Zwerge lange Schatten.
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| QUOTE (heiwen @ 12.03.2008, 08:18) | Now i have to step in as well. Norbert....you missed the right job. Comedian will be the next in your live, what i suggest.
Ori, Greetings to the warm/hot area from the storming part of Europe. And it's tru, you have got the virus!!  But he did in in only few week, my parts from the SR 2 waiting for 20 years already 
Norbert, Trabant is a pretty nice suggestion but step by step. After SR1 came SR2. And now the question, how we get it to Ori?
Business Proposal: You take a SR2 with a trailer, where you have the second for Ori, which will be his next project. 1. Because Israel is not the usual trip, so you sell your story to a TV station and they film it and make a big documation. 2. You make your own Web-Blog with the stories across this adventure and which is sponsored by Advertisement and you write a book about the "My hard way from three Corner Germany to Israel- Norbert on the road again." 
And "if" you come back, you travel during the "Kulturhäuser" of our nation and preach the old german quality and how to survive on the way to Israel.
Think about it, this will never happend in your life.
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Hello Ori - good evening!  ...f...cking hell! I think I felt drunk, cause I saw Norbert on a Esser in... Spain?! maybe ...on... Hawai?! ... downtown Sydney/Australia near harbour bridge?! -> "There was something in the air tonight, the stars were bright - FERNANDO..."  I´ve never visit Norbert before, but I´m really shure there are no palm trees in Großschweidnitz, aren´t they - Ori?! Okay, I have to go to bed... Oh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh: Ori -> you´re pulling my leg, aren´t you? You want that we all believe, that Norbert is in ... ISRAEL ...?!   But not bad, Ori - it looks very authentic. You´ve did an excellent job with a bild editor like Photoshop ore something like that. But I really don´t believe, that Norbert will fix your problem in your hometown. But maybe you both will fix it on an internet conference?! You have to use this modern tools of conversation around the world in a few seconds... Otherwise you´ll have to remove the engine, put it in a box and send it to Norbert. He´s a good mechanic guy and he will fix it very quick for his israelian friend Ori. Deeply impressed regards, Bernd |
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Bernd, Believe me it's not a photomontage its fatamogna. I call two excpert german mechanic to fix the motor at the end of the week and they did a lousy job now i call them to come again to fix thee fucking problem. Ori
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Ori -> no problem - you´ve got a damaged engine, okay but... I think my english is not helpful enough to understand... or I´m just a little bit confused this evening ?! ... Sorry, but I think its to late for me. But I wish you good luck with fixing your problem, best wishes to you and your wife, Ori! We´ll read and write another time Bye, Bernd P.S.: Maybe Norbert will explain the story from his view... HELP  |
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... ähm, nicht wirklich, oder? Du und der begnadete Matthias Lehmann, aus dessen Händen ich auch schon das ein oder andere nachgefertigte Esser-Teil mein eigen nennen darf, seid gerade mit Euren Frauen bei Ori...in Israel - Tatsache?! Das ist ja genial das Euch Ori eingeladen hat... da triffts ja echt mal die Richtigen Guter Mann! Unabhängig davon, dass ich Ori Eure motortechnische Hilfe und Euch die Sonne Israels, Südfrüchte, Wein und Falafel wie Schauerma von Herzen gönne... ...glaube ich wirklich, das Ihr das tatsächlich mit Bildern beweisen müßt. Vielleicht springt ja sogar ein schönes Kalenderbild für 2013 dabei raus, wer weiß?! Achso, Norbert... - Dein Paket hast Du noch gut zwischen den Flügen eingetaktet -> ist heute eingetroffen. Wieder mal ein Volltreffer und ein praktischer Ostschatz - sei Dir sicher er findet sein dauerhaftes Altenteil auf unserer Scholle - arbeitslos wird er nicht 1000 und einen Dank vor allen Leuten! So, nun aber wieder raus in die Sonne, Ihr Urlauber - und immer dran denken: schön viel Bilder machen Gruß an Herrn Lehmann, Ori, die dann drei Frauen und den Könich Bernd |
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Hello Bernd I understand that there is big confusion. I will explain: at the beginning of the week two German mechanics come to fix my Sr1 Mopeds. I pay theme well and the give me warranty for one year. But after a they left to Germany I found the made a lousy job, I made a urgent call to theme and the come again yesterday to try fix it again. Ori
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